Category: Counting, Numeracy

  • Hurray Up! It’s Almost Two Late Two Celebrate Two’s Day

    The magnificent, century's-rare Two's Day itself has already come and gone. But while it's still fairly large in the rear-view mirror, there is still time to celebrate the nine day wrapper around the day (and hour and minute) of Two's Day itself. Because we're still early in the amazing nine day long celebration of Palindromic Two's Week.

    Today is February 23, 2022. It's a pretty two-y day, right? Particularly when you toss out boring and easily-misspelled "February" and replace it with a nice proper two, as in 2/23/2022.

    We all know we're in the middle of the 2000's, I trust. Just as the Y2K bug happened because nearly everyone left off the repetitive and largely useless 19 from dates in that fast-fading-into-the-past century, most people leave off the ubiquitous 20 from the year now. What does that make today? Let me spell it out for you:

    2/23/22

    Oh, boy. I can tell from your silence that you don't get it yet. Let me make it easier:

    2 2 3 2 2

    It's a PALINDROME!

    OK, let me spell it out for you. Literally. Here are a couple of examples. Hint: try reading each word or phrase backwards and see if you notice something.

    racecar

    repaper

    top spot

    never odd or even

    Now go back to today's date. Not quite as cool as yesterday:

    2 2 2 2 2

    But still awesome in its own way. Let's reach back into the past and go fearlessly forward in the land of dates (but not nuts … uh, OK, maybe numerical nuts…):

    2 2 0 2 2

    2 2 1 2 2

    2 2 2 2 2

    2 2 3 2 2

    2 2 4 2 2

    2 2 5 2 2

    2 2 6 2 2

    2 2 7 2 2

    2 2 8 2 2

    Before the palindromic nine day celebration, there was the pathetic:

    2 1 9 2 2

    and then there will be the huge let-down of

    3 0 1 2 2

    Yet another disappointment is that the perverse designers of the month system, in addition to making the spelling of Feb-ru-ary weird, gave it a pathetic 28 days most of the time, dissing it yet again.

    All I can say is, let's CELEBRATE the nine days of Palindromic Two's Week while we're in it!

     

  • Two’s-day February 22 2022 an EXTREMELY Rare Day

    What will happen on Tuesday, February 22, 2022 is something remarkably rare in history. 2/22/2022 has SIX two’s and a zero. The recently-passed 2/2/2022 was also pretty amazing, well worth making a big deal out of were it not for its grander cousin following just 20 days later. 2/2/2022 has only FIVE two’s and even worse, it fell on that ignominious day of the week Wednesday.

    Wednesday is a terrible day. It’s the low point of the week, just as far from the last weekend as it is to the next one. It’s a contradiction in terms, a Wednesday trying to pass itself off as a Two’s-day. And the spelling! It’s pronounced “Wen’s day.” So why in the world does it spell itself “Wed ness day?” To trip up third graders on spelling tests?

    You think it’s not such a rare thing? How about Feb 22, 1922, you might say. Well, here’s the dirt:

    2/22/1922 had only 5 two’s.

    The upcoming AMAZING day not only has 6 of those cool two’s, but the only non-two on the day is “nothing” to be worried about. Literally zero.

    2/22/1922 had LOTS of non-two’s to upset anyone looking for beauty and consistency. There was a one. And, even worse, a nine. There is no rational come-back to those glaring errors.

    If you’re still hanging on to the imagined glory of 2/22/1922, consider this: it was a Wednesday! How can a legitimate Two’s-day fall on a Wed-nes-day, I ask you?

    You might dig in your heels and say “that’s fine about the past. But what about the future? Isn’t it obvious that 2/22/2222, a date that’s only 200 years from now would be even better?  That’s seven two’s! Beat you!”

    Ummmm, no you didn’t. Yes, it’s got an extra two. Good for it. But it doesn’t fall on a Tuesday. And to answer your desperate comeback, neither does 2/2/2222.

    The glorious Two’s-day, 2/22/2022

    When should we celebrate? On the day, of course, but I mean exactly when?

    Think about it. Tick, tick, tick.

    The fireworks should go off and the bottles should be popped exactly when the 24 hour clock hits twenty-two seconds of twenty-two minutes of ten o’clock in the evening, in other words:

    22:22:22

    At that exact second it will be:

    22:22:22 on Tuesday, 2/22/2022

    Two's-Day!!!

    What could possibly be better than that??

    Get ready, folks. Make your preparations. This isn’t just a once-in-a-lifetime event, it’s a once-practically-EVER event!

    Here's how one teacher is helping her elementary school class celebrate:

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  • Fundamental Concepts of Computing: Counting

    Most fundamentals of computing are simple and so is this one: If some aspect of your software counts, count it!

    Computer Fundamentals

    People who are accomplished software engineers tend to be pretty smart and hard-working. They show mastery of difficult concepts and technologies that are beyond the grasp of most people. It's natural that people like this, when presented with a problem, would tend to dive right in to the tough stuff, both solving the problem and showing how smart and accomplished they are.

    But the fact is, computing, like many other fields, benefits from regular re-visiting of the fundamentals, the software equivalent of "blocking and tackling," or even more basic, physical fitness. There is no better way to achieve great results in software than to revisit and re-apply the fundamentals on a regular basis.

    Fundamental of Computing: Count it

    Even though he was not a specialist in computing, I can't think of anyone who "gets" this concept better than Count von Count. Count_von_Count_kneeling
    This guy really knows his counting. From Wikipedia:

    The Count has a love of counting; he will count anything and everything, regardless of size, amount, or how much annoyance he is causing the other Muppets or human cast.

    The Count also knows that the earth revolves around the Pun, not the other way round:

    The Count mentions 2:30 at any chance he can get and often makes jokes about it. This number may represent an inside joke ("Tooth Hurty"). During the afternoon, his segments of the show always come on at exactly 2:30 p.m. or during the "fashionably late" segment, which airs at 2:31.

    Counting How Big and How Often

    There are many opportunities to find out how big something is. Whenever I hear about a bunch of data, I immediately go to the fundamentals and find out how big it is. I often find out that the number isn't as big as people are acting as though it might be. At this point, I won't do anything more than mention "Big Data" for fear of ruining my mood.

    The way you do this is pretty simple: find out how big the average thing is, how many of them there are, and multiply. Not tough! That leads you to think about how you're going to store it. When you do, you find that the typical software methods people use are they same as a decade ago, when capacities were tiny compared to today. It's worth re-thinking storage methods!

    There's nothing wrong, for example, with keeping a complete working set in an in-memory secure data store, everything including logs and history in a disk-based DBMS or flat files, and a historical set of data in a data warehouse organized for retrieval and analysis.

    The important thing is that counting how much leads you to the fundamental architectural decisions that determine so much about how much work it takes to create and maintain a piece of software.

    Counting How Many and How Long

    Counting how many and how long are things I think the Count would also approve of. For example, consider the fundamentals of web site design.

    Even before the user has a chance to get an impression of whether they find the site to be attractive, there's the issue of how long they have to wait for it to come up. How long you have to wait is the overwhelmingly most important factor in web site design. If a great-looking design is just too slow, the users will go elsewhere.

    Second, count the keystrokes and clicks it takes to accomplish a given task. Sound trivial? Yes, of course, just like most of the fundamentals of computing. However, "trivial" factors like whether what stands between a consumer and his goal is 5 clicks or 3 clicks turns out to make a huge difference. Every "extra" action you require the user to take is an opportunity for that user to decide that his goal is one bridge too far, and he's got better things to do with his time.

    Conclusion

    Count von Count may be irritating, but he's nearly always right: count it!

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